Things That I Hate About You

You. I never fancied you in the first place. Just so you know, here are the things that I don't like about you.

1. I hate your long hair. It makes you look messy and you look miserable.

2. I never liked your eyes. Maybe it takes time for me to get used to it.

3. I hate your huge ego. It suffocates me. If ego was a person, I'd kill it long time ago.

4. I hate it when you snore. I can't sleep with you snoring loudly next to me. I need more than a half hour to sleep hearing your snores.

5. I hate the way you wear your pants. It's so low, everybody can see you ass. They don't even have to peek. At least, you could wear high-waist undies to cover it, but you didn't. It's gross. Like, so ew.

6. I hate it when you were always controlling my movement, I can't even go out anywhere to meet friends. I ain't your pet, I was your partner..

7. I hate it when I asked you about something, you lied to me, even though you were just playing around. I didn't like it. Just tell me the truth. End of story.

8. I hate it when you escaped our fights, instead of sitting down with me and solve it.

9. I hate it when you kept on provoking me even after I gave in to our fights.

10. I hate your guts when you never wanted to admit your mistakes and kept on blaming me on small2 matters that occur. It made both of us look childish with you blaming and me defending myself.

11. I hate your shoes. It's yellow, for God's sakes. Ew.

12. I hate it when you wanted to spend a lot of money when it's time for you to save.

13. I hate your credit cards sooo fucking much!

14. I hate it that I still can't forget Farah when I look at you, cos I know she was your best (as you told me).

15. I hate you, because you love to make me do things I don't like. Allll the time. Remember the satay scene?

16. I hate your temper. You're always get angry even over little mistakes I make.

17. I hate your exaggerated words when you talk. Be humble-lah.

18. I hate it that you are far from The Almighty. I know I'm not a good servant, but hey, you're a man. You should know more than I do.

19. I don't like the way you smoke. Looks sissy. Haha!

20. I hate it when you use violence on me. Come on, I'm only half your size!

21. I hate it when you sweet-talk me. Like I don't know men!

22. I hate it when you never called after we fight and then act as if nothing happened later. Hate it.

What else? Hm. I can't figure out yet. But I will add them sooner or later. But those flaws, those things that I hate can't match your advantages and little things that I like about you. Let me tell you what I like about you.

1. I actually like your curly hair. You'll look super sexy with out-of-bed hairdo.

2. I like your fingers. They're weird. Don't ask me why I like them.

3. I like your nose, because when you kiss me, it's stuck on my cheek. And it's sharp. Hihi.

4. I like you feet. I don't even know why. Maybe because of your long toes.

5. I love it when you come and hug me tenderly. It makes me feel safe.

6. I like it when you always look after me, protect me.

7. After some of our fights, when you give in, you made me feel like a princess. You really made me feel happy.

8. I like it when you always give your hand so I can hold them. Shows that you really care about me.

9. Though not much, I love your attention and patience for me. You look so mature with them.

10. I just love the way you love me. Minus the temper and violence.

I guess that'd be all. I apologise in advance if you feel offended reading this. But this is just how i feel. And you know I'm not that good at lying. All I'm saying is no matter how flawed, how bad, how mean you are or anybody, when I love, I don't just love the good things about you. I take everything you have to offer. And I choose to look only on your good side because them bad things about you are not important as long as I know I love you. Or anybody. For me, that is unconditional love. No requirements. No qualifications. Just love.